I'm not much of an artist. My desktop layout is thus designed for practicality and not for appearance. Here is is, specifically:
On my i386 (not 64-bit capable Intel-esque) systems, I use Debian Bullseye (considered "unstable" at the moment) and Gentoo; on 64-bit systems, I gleefully use Ubuntu MATE as well as the other two. This desktop layout is designed to be portable between the three distributions -- Ubuntu MATE has a lot of customizations to the stock MATE desktop, whereas Debian and Gentoo have barely any. It is important to me to have a desktop that is portable between the three distros since I do a lot of testing of "upstream" MATE components; I like to make sure that stuff works on all distributions, not just one that I personally favor.
To wit, the theme is TraditionalOk (pretty plain vanilla); the icon theme is the plain MATE icon theme; the panel layout is pretty much the bog-standard MATE panel layout, but with a "Shut Down" button on the right side of the top panel, a system monitor somewhere around the center of the top panel, and no Trash icon at the right of the bottom panel. I like the user interface to be GNOME 2-esque, as well. The cursor theme is the standard X cursor theme used as a fallback when nothing else is available. Furhtermore, the window manager is Marco and compositing is disabled, for the fastest (but not necessarily best-looking) experience.
I designed the desktop background myself, and this is probably the most artistic part of the desktop. It is supposed to show three layers of steel wire fencing at dawn. It is supposed to be a motivator, a symbol that freedom from closed-source is only three steel fences away, and we'll soon have the light to find our way out. To me, this is a major motiviating factor (among other factors) that helps me stick with open-source software despite all the frustrations one must endure. In the end, functionality and stability are useful, but we can bring functionality and stability to open-source, once we jump the fences.
Oh yeah. And the insane number of locations in the clock applet is because I often find myself interacting with other users who may be on the other side of the planet. (Literally.) When I'm providing support to an Australian, I like to know that they're unlikely to respond to my post until it's at least, say, 18:00 in my location. It can get hard to juggle all these locations around, and not everywhere I go there is an automatic conversion between time zones -- this forum might show us what time zone users are in, but on IRC someone will tell you they're on Indian Time and then I have to remember to add nine-and-a-half hours to my time.